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Holiday Rules

Published December 23, 2002 at 7:00 PM HST

Commentator Beth Lapides creates a crazy funny do-and-don't list for the Christmas and New Year's season. They are contradictory and arbitrary. She delivers them as if on speed. Among them: Slow down, eat everything in sight, do not watch Martha Stewart, and spend New Year's Day in bed.

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